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<title>Petric to HSV?? Zidan to BVB??</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from jonam, 17.08.2008, 17:36:</i><br /><br />More on this tomorrow on schwatzgelb.com!<br />
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Manoj]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:36:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Petric to HSV?? Zidan to BVB??</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from jonam, 16.08.2008, 11:45:</i><br /><br />Ruhrnachrichten, a paper normally well informed in and around BVB, just announced that it's a done deal. Petric to HSV and Zidan to BVB. In addition we get 4.5 mio Euro plus extra payment related to HSV's success this season.<br />
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Manoj]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:45:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Petric to HSV?? Zidan to BVB??</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Post by fabian 1909, 15.08.2008, 22:58:</i><br /><br />The German version doesnt work. So many new entries, because of the probably changing of Petric to HSV??<br />
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Zidan wouldnt be bad. At first because he played very well football in Mainz with Klopp.<br />
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So i would welcome the change Petric-Zidan]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:58:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Done deal!</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from jonam, 04.06.2008, 14:53:</i><br /><br />Welcome to Dortmund Neven!<br />
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Manoj]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:53:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Neven Subotic to BVB?</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from Steph, 04.06.2008, 11:18:</i><br /><br />if the rumored fee of 5 million is anywhere near to the truth, i can not understand it. if however klopp just wants to do mainz a favor with stepping in and raising the price for hoffenheim, it's fine with me. <br />
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hummels, subotic, santana. we'd still need one more leader in the defence. and try to get rid of at least two defenders. kovac - who could be leaving for zagreb after euro 08, amedick and brzenska... <br />
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another thing that strikes me. why does bild already have the names that are speculated to be on kloppo's list? zidan, manuel friedrich, saenko... and who will be leaving the club then? <br />
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anyways. i guess it's time to relax, take the euro break and see what happens. i believe kloppo has some kinda plan]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Neven Subotic to BVB?</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Post by jonam, 03.06.2008, 23:37:</i><br /><br /><a class="user" href="http://www.schwatzgelb.de/index.php?id=4241">http://www.schwatzgelb.de/index.php?id=4241</a><br />
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Manoj]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Short News added</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from RUPO, 03.06.2008, 14:39:</i><br /><br /><i>» We implemented a Short News application that gives an overview of what is<br /></i><i>» happening around BVB in a few words.<br /></i>
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No new news yet ;-)?!<br />
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Cheers<br />
RUPO]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Short News added</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Post by jonam, 30.05.2008, 23:47:</i><br /><br />We implemented a Short News application that gives an overview of what is happening around BVB in a few words.<br />
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Manoj]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 23:47:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Just for the beginning...</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from atreewithroots, 29.05.2008, 18:02:</i><br /><br /><i>» Well, the &quot;earworm&quot; is commonly known in english speaking countries, but<br /></i><i>» is not used frequently these days. The translation that comes close is<br /></i><i>» &quot;catchy song or tune&quot; - Or you just use &quot;I can't get this song out of my<br /></i><i>» head&quot;...<br /></i>
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I think &quot;ear candy&quot; is a good one! Not the exact tanslation but nevertheless it sounds great.<br />
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BTW joke is great ;)]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 18:02:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Just for the beginning...</title>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from GibBorusse, 29.05.2008, 17:15:</i><br /><br /><i>» ...my favourite english-joke:<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» __________________________________________________<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» It's the &quot;All Australian Amateurs Poets Contest&quot; in Brisbane and the final<br /></i><i>» two <br /></i><i>» candidates for the great title are a priest and a sheep shearer. The show<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» master of the great final gets handed a golden envelope, opens it with<br /></i><i>» much <br /></i><i>» pathos, and announces: <br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» &quot;Your remit, dear competitors, will be to produce a poem with four lines<br /></i><i>» of <br /></i><i>» iambic tetrameter containing the word 'Timbooktoo'!&quot;<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» Each finalist is allotted a little cabin in which to be creative.<br /></i><i>» After a while the rabbi reappears on stage an declares ready to declaim.<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» Here's the priest's poem:<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» &quot;I've been a chaplain all my life,<br /></i><i>» I had no children, had no wife.<br /></i><i>» I prayed the Bible through and through<br /></i><i>» on my way to Timbooktoo.&quot;<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» The crowd is boiling with ecstasy. And the priest is already hailed as if<br /></i><i>» his <br /></i><i>» triumph was out of the question, when the almost forgotten sheep shearer <br /></i><i>» suddenly turns up fully intent to declaim his poem. The show master tries<br /></i><i>» to <br /></i><i>» restrain him, telling him:<br /></i><i>» &quot;Look, good lad, the priest's poem was so good. You'll only disgrace<br /></i><i>» yourself.&quot;<br /></i><i>» But the sheep shearer insists that he's come all the way from the outback<br /></i><i>» and <br /></i><i>» wants his go now.<br /></i><i>» So he's finally allowed.<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» This is the sheep shearer's poem:<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» &quot;When Tim and I to Brisbane went,<br /></i><i>» we met three ladies cheap to rent.<br /></i><i>» Since they were three and we were two,<br /></i><i>» I booked one and Tim booked two.&quot; <br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» ___________________________________________<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» PS: OK, football-forum: I'm not going to disturb the discussions about<br /></i><i>» serious themes again with jokes. But this one is like a... earworm(?!?). By<br /></i><i>» the way: Has anyone a translation for &quot;Ohrwurm&quot;?<br /></i>
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Well, the &quot;earworm&quot; is commonly known in english speaking countries, but is not used frequently these days. The translation that comes close is &quot;catchy song or tune&quot; - Or you just use &quot;I can't get this song out of my head&quot;...<br />
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Regards,<br />
GibBorusse]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 17:15:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Post by Monty, 29.05.2008, 16:25:</i><br /><br />...my favourite english-joke:<br />
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__________________________________________________<br />
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It's the &quot;All Australian Amateurs Poets Contest&quot; in Brisbane and the final two <br />
candidates for the great title are a priest and a sheep shearer. The show <br />
master of the great final gets handed a golden envelope, opens it with much <br />
pathos, and announces: <br />
<br />
&quot;Your remit, dear competitors, will be to produce a poem with four lines of <br />
iambic tetrameter containing the word 'Timbooktoo'!&quot;<br />
<br />
Each finalist is allotted a little cabin in which to be creative.<br />
After a while the rabbi reappears on stage an declares ready to declaim.<br />
<br />
Here's the priest's poem:<br />
<br />
&quot;I've been a chaplain all my life,<br />
I had no children, had no wife.<br />
I prayed the Bible through and through<br />
on my way to Timbooktoo.&quot;<br />
<br />
The crowd is boiling with ecstasy. And the priest is already hailed as if his <br />
triumph was out of the question, when the almost forgotten sheep shearer <br />
suddenly turns up fully intent to declaim his poem. The show master tries to <br />
restrain him, telling him:<br />
&quot;Look, good lad, the priest's poem was so good. You'll only disgrace yourself.&quot;<br />
But the sheep shearer insists that he's come all the way from the outback and <br />
wants his go now.<br />
So he's finally allowed.<br />
<br />
This is the sheep shearer's poem:<br />
<br />
&quot;When Tim and I to Brisbane went,<br />
we met three ladies cheap to rent.<br />
Since they were three and we were two,<br />
I booked one and Tim booked two.&quot; <br />
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PS: OK, football-forum: I'm not going to disturb the discussions about serious themes again with jokes. But this one is like a... earworm(?!?). By the way: Has anyone a translation for &quot;Ohrwurm&quot;?]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 16:25:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from Northwood, 29.05.2008, 16:16:</i><br /><br /><i>» Ever heard about Khlav Kalash? Seriouzly my favorite meat in the states,<br /></i><i>» just try it!<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» By the way, any celtic fans in here? Congratulations for a great finish!<br /></i><i>» <br /></i><i>» Hail hail, bhoys!<br /></i>
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You're so right: <br />
RIP Tommy Burns<br />
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RANGERS the blame of SCOTLAND!]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 16:16:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from Andre, 29.05.2008, 14:35:</i><br /><br />Ever heard about Khlav Kalash? Seriouzly my favorite meat in the states, just try it!<br />
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By the way, any celtic fans in here? Congratulations for a great finish!<br />
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Hail hail, bhoys!]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 14:35:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from Steph, 29.05.2008, 13:52:</i><br /><br /><i>» » hi folks,<br /></i><i>» » <br /></i><i>» » this is a-ki-min. what about a chinese boald? coming vely soon, i hope!<br /></i><i>» and what about russian?<br /></i>
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no russian board as of now. might happen next year just in time for grand prix d'eurovision :)]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 13:52:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<i>Reply from Kogan, 29.05.2008, 13:22:</i><br /><br />buy high quality meat in Oklahoma?<br />
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Thanks in advance<br />
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Kogan<br />
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Nice to have an international board now.]]></content:encoded>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 13:22:45 GMT</pubDate>
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